Let's Catch Up Episode 5 So What Happened Was...

And we're off. Heck, yeah. Episode five. Let's see. Was.

Yeah. It's been a hot minute since we've, recorded. Life happened. Yeah. Right?

But Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Life happened. But it's not like we didn't talk. We just didn't talk and record it.

Right. With lots of the phone calls. So if you've been missing out on on the best friend tea calls and the and the drama Mhmm. We're back. We're probably back because, you know, what had happened was, somebody got sick.

I mean else got sick. Yeah. I'm still coughing. Like, every once in a while, I'll still have one of those things. Same.

Coughing fits. Same. Absolutely the same. So, I guess, should we do, like, a life update, essentially, since it's been so long? Sure.

I mean, I yeah. I guess so. We you we kinda just come into this thing. It's not like we have plans. We just True.

I just wasn't sure because it's been so long that we should just be like, so here's the bullet points of, like, what's happened. Share the bullet points of your life, Amy. Bullet point one. I didn't have AC for about a month, which stems into why I got really sick. And when I say really sick, I mean super sick, because my allergies kick my ass every year.

So that that's that. Flash forward to now, AC, temperamental as fuck. Some days, it works. Some days, it doesn't work. She's she's a sassy bitch, basically.

It's kind of I've decided my AC unit is a girl. And I think the maintenance men have also decided she's also a female because she's sassy. And, again, we'll run for, like, four or five days and then nothing. And then after a few hours of not running, it will work again. It's the weirdest shit ever.

And they're like, we can't figure out. And I'm like, I can't figure it out, but damn it. I'm gonna figure it out. Oh, and, I I cut some people loose. Well, like, I cut one individual loose, so I did do that.

Do tell. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, sometimes you have for the benefits, and and they start they start to crash out. Right?

And that's when you're like, alright. It's time to go. It's it's time to go. You gotta fix your life, bro. Okay.

Hold on. You had a Friends with Benny's situations or situations of of sorts. Yeah. And Yeah. I wouldn't call it a situationship.

It was definitely just a Friends with Benny's. Okay. Okay. What was the last straw? Because, I mean, like, once you got one of those set up, I mean, it's a whole hassle to un to undo it or to start over.

Yeah. Like okay. I'm not three. Was he really, like, friends with Benny's, or were are we talking more like a sneaky link? It was probably more sneaky link.

Okay. Probably more sneaky link. I think it started out slightly more like friends with Benny's swap into sneaky link because of situations, that I've obviously, like, deep dove and found out about, that I confronted said individual about. So, yeah, it was definitely a friend of Benny's turned sneaky link, which, also, I have found out a lot of dudes I'm gonna go with dudes, And I don't know female wise, but I'll get your opinion. Don't know the difference between friends with bunnies and a sneaky link, and they just think it's the same.

Like, do you think it's the same, or do you think it's different? Okay. In my head, friends with Benny's is like, hey. We're already pretty chill, and we're both kinda single. Mhmm.

I got an itch. You got an itch. Sometimes when we have itches, is it okay if we kinda scratch each other's backs? Kind of a situation. Right?

And then you can literally just go hang with them again later on, go out with like, it's more of just like, this is easy. This is convenient. Mhmm. I already like you as a person. We doesn't have to make it weird.

So that's my view of, like, friends with Benny's. It's just kind of like a chill, hang with Mhmm. But there's no pressure to either. Like, you can go you can go without it for a long time. You know?

We Yeah. Got hitting each other up. You know? You can you can go without it for a little while, and you're just like, hey. You know?

Sometimes it does happen. I mean, sometimes you just kinda, you know, fall on each other's faces and make out. Right? Yeah. Sneaky links to me are more of just, like, a booty call energy.

More like, hey. I'm calling you up because I need something now. And then once that's completed, it's not like you guys share stories. It's not like you guys snuggle. It's not like you guys, you know, talk outside of that.

It's just more like you're just arranging for some meetup or some hookup. So that's Yeah. That that's the way I kind of view it. Sneaky links is more like, that would be something that you would do because you guys, like, worked in the same office or something, and you didn't want it to be, you know, like Yeah. Exactly.

Like so mine is friends with Benny's is like, you're cool. You're friends. You can hang out. You can shoot the shit. You go out, do stuff, you know, like I don't know.

Like, if you're, like especially if, like, your friends in, like, the same, like, social group of friends type of a thing. Like, you can go and hang out with all of your friends, go play pool, go to a concert, what whatever. You know? Hang out. Chill.

Who happened to just be sexually attracted to one another to where it's like, oh, you know, you're single. I'm single. It's been a hot minute. What you thinking? You know?

Like, kind of like a negotiation type of thing. And but then you're still like you said, you're still cool afterwards. There's no pressure. There's it's just it is what it is. I have an itch.

You have an itch. Scratch the itch. Sneaky link, it's a dirty little secret. Nobody can know you come over late at night or, you know, you're in and you're out. There's no cuddling.

There's no, like, pillow talk, cupcaking. Nothing. That's just, hey. What you doing? You free?

Yes or no? Alright. Cool. Yeah. And then you come, you do what you do, and then you get the fuck out.

There is okay. Maybe I'm wrong on this. There isn't there is a bit of to me, that's different than just okay. Maybe maybe I misspoke. Hook ups to me are just, like, random random ass, you know, like, hey.

Like like, one night stand? Yeah. A little bit more like that. I think I agree with, like, sneaky links, and there is kind of that in between, though, of when you've already had the conversations about, like, this is the expectations. Like, you know, like, this is it.

And and there is some I don't I don't necessarily say there there's some trust there because it's like you guys do rely on the other to you know, when I call, you come and answer. When I when you call, I come and you know, like, it it's all there is a bit of an agreement or an arrangement there too. Yeah. And it's not like you don't know the person at all. Right.

Right. But it's just neither of you are in a position to have a relationship. Mhmm. And that includes anything outside of this. Like, we're not even really frightened I mean, not as much as benefits.

You know? Yeah. Because you don't really have, like, a conversation with them outside of the fact of, hey. Do you wanna, like, come over? You know?

Type of a thing. Like, it's not it might be, you know, hey. How are you? Like, that's sir like, super service level. Like, you're not actually genuinely trying to get to know them on, like, a friendship type of level.

Yeah. Does that make sense? But I do think that you've you have to talk about, you know, like, the the basics. Like, what is this to me? What protection are we gonna use?

What's gonna be the you know, how are we going to, you know, communicate? Is it text? Is it phone? You know, like so Yeah. There is a like, it's almost like I almost consider that that that there's, like okay.

So there's friends with Benny's. Mhmm. And then I think that you have, like, almost like a regular, and then you can have sneaky links. Mhmm. I think you call it like a roster a little bit.

Yeah. Like like, these are some trusted people that they know that they know what they know what they know what the sitch is. You know? Yeah. But they're also reliable, and we have this understanding that, you know, this is how we do that.

I don't know. I'm getting real too technical into it. I'm I'm acting like I've ever had this situation in my life, and I have not. But I read a lot of books. So, you know Right.

I was gonna say yeah. So your books probably depict it fairly well. But, yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like, okay. Like, I don't know. Sneaky links, you don't go out in public with ever.

Mhmm. It's all strictly my place or yours type of a thing. We're friends with benefits. You could go out in public with because you're actually friends. Like, you're cool.

Where SneakyLinks, yeah, you're cool, but you're not Everything is real surface level and basic. Like, it's not, oh, well, your mom and dad and, you know, I know you have, like, five siblings. I might know, like, oh, yeah. You're cool with, you know, your mom. This is where you work.

Like, it's not really like I know a plethora about you aside from, like, surface level basic shit. Yeah. Where I think, like, friends with benefits, like, you're actually fucking friends with them. Like, you can sit there and shoot the shit. Like Yeah.

And it not be about sex, whereas sneaky links is it's about the sex. The other stuff you may just figure out in passing almost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Depending on when the arrangement goes along. Mhmm. Yeah. I did ask one guy, if he knew the difference, and he was like, no.

They're the same thing. And I'm like, but how? And he really couldn't explain it. But after a while, I was like, you're just low key like an idiot. So I'm not even gonna try to have a conversation with you anymore, bro.

Like, this is going nowhere. I feel like I'm talking to a wall. Like, you're cute. Be smarter. Like, we're like again, see, here we go again.

Like, 22, 20 three year old, Amy, would have been like, you're hot. I don't even care that you're a dumbass. Where now, I'm like, can you not be a fucking dumbass? I don't care how hot you are, bro. Like, good brain.

Find a brain. You're slowly getting less attractive the more I talk to you. Yes. Yes. In certain days, I'm like, curse this shit.

Damn it. Fuck. But then I'm like, no. We've evolved. It's fine.

It's fine. We've grown. We've grown. So, okay, so what made you stop with, with you said that you ended the was it technically a friends with Benny's, or was it a sneaky link? Which one was it?

I think it started out friends with Benny's and then went to, like, a sneaky link because, like, first we would information. Yeah. Yeah. Because at first, like, we would go out. We would hang out.

Like, we would shoot the shit, like, all of that kind of stuff, and then it just started to become, like, my place or yours type of a vibe. Right? So then find out some shit. I'm not gonna disclose that shit. Sorry, guys.

That's a little too too personal right there because I already share a lot of personal shit, but that's a little too much, to where I was like, you know, this doesn't need to happen anymore. You need to figure out your life and your shit and what you, you know, what you want out of it because you're you're like a lost dog right now just aimlessly wandering, hoping for the best. And I'm in a different place in my life to where I don't have time to deal with that. I also don't wanna help you with that respectfully. Like, I'm not here to be your babysitter dude.

So figure it out. And then once you figure it out, maybe, possibly, see what happens, see where shit goes. But until then, my guy and, you know, he ended up kinda, like, low key having to crash out about it, and I'm just like, I got nothing. Appreciate the compliments. You knew when I said, like, figure it out.

Like, that that hasn't changed. That it still stands, dude. Figure it out. So Yeah. So that happened since since the last week.

Yeah. And I've gotten, an unsolicited, unwanted dick pic. Oh, no. Why? Yeah.

I don't know. Like so Snapchat, it's a fickle thing. Right? I do I do love Snapchat, though. Like, that's my main way of communicating before anybody comes for me and is like, you're over 30.

We don't use Snapchat anymore. People are fucking creepy, and I don't want everyone to have my personal phone number. And I have changed it before because people are fucking creepy, and I don't wanna do that again because that has a lot of shit now that I have to call and contact and be like, here's my new here's the and I don't have the time. So I talk to a lot of people on Snapchat. It's just safer because if I block you, I block you, and then you have to go through extensive work of creating a whole another Snapchat profile.

And then I actually have to accept you as a friend in order to even read your message to begin with. So, like, whole thing. Right? But this dude, I'll be honest, because Snapchat now has a thing to where it will just show, like, people's, like, public stories that they post. And I saw this dude, no idea where the fuck he's from, but I was like, oh, you're hot.

I'll look at your stories. Whatevs. Added him months ago, and I mean, like, months ago. Never said any words to him really besides, hi. What's up?

And that was it. And then out of nowhere and it wasn't even a picture. It was a whole ass fucking video. Whole ass dick swinging video from this dude that I don't know. I have so many questions.

I have so many questions. Like okay. For what? People are still out here freaking doing this shit? Like, really?

Yeah. Okay. And the you don't even know this person's name, I mean, other than whatever their handle is or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

And you you started following because you like the looks of him. He was a nice little thirst trap kind of an energy, and you're like, I'll follow you because maybe I'll get nice thirst traps throughout the week. I mean, like, look. Fellas, any any guy listening to this and you wanna send pictures to girls, me, personally, I'm not speaking for every single female out there. Chest, abs, arms, the v.

Shit. There's some bitches out there that are like, goddamn. Look at those calves. Like, you know what I'm saying? But just just the your dick, that's, like, the least the last fucking thing I really actually wanna see unless I'm actually asking you for, like, a picture of that.

Like, I'd rather you send me a shirtless pic. Okay. I agree. I think at some point, we could probably do a pull and be like, name any other part other than the dick that you'd rather have a picture of in a guy that you are either one flirting with, getting to know, or even dating. Yeah.

I the only time a dick pic is appropriate is when you're in a relationship, you're on a long distance freaking trip or something, or and you're having to do some sexting. Like, that that's the only excuse because, one, there's trust there. You know that that's that's not going anywhere. Mhmm. You're trying to help help a girl out while while you're away.

You know? Yeah. And and but, also, she asked you to freaking send it. Exactly. Where's the consent here?

Come on, people. Right. Like, really Right. That's a that that's like wow in your face. I get it.

Yeah. And this is gonna this is going to be very stereotypical. But I I understand that there is a large group of the population who are like, I'll take titty pics anytime. So if you just randomly sent them to me, I'd be like, cool. Awesome.

Yeah. That's not always the case for a lot of the other part of the population. Right. You know? Right.

I mean Especially if you're out in public and you open that shit out of fucking nowhere, you're like, oh my god. Jump scare. What the fuck is that? Public? Thankfully, no.

I wasn't in public with that one, but there was another one that I had received. Again, unsolicited. Yeah. Unsolicited. I don't break that was our break really that long?

Like I think so at this point. Yeah. The other one, I was out in public, but he warned me by saying I accidentally, and I'm doing quotes right now around, accidentally sent you a picture. And the first for? Fuck if I know.

Well, he said he was gonna save it to his phone, and I'm like, bro, why are you saving saving the shit to your phone? Like, the first picture that popped up when I opened it To check that out later. Right. Right. See what I'm working with.

I don't know. Like, I it was, like, of the shower, like, of the wall of the shower. So I'm like, oh, okay. Clearly, yeah, that was totally an accident, like, of a picture to send fucking weird as shit. You have your phone in your shower right now, but do you, bro.

You know? And then I was like, oh, there was, you know, like, verbiage attached to it. So I go to click thinking I'll get into the text part of the chat to where I can read whatever the fuck he said. Nope. Clicked over one more, and it was the dick.

I was like, oh my god. And I'm in a store. Like, who's by me? This is inappropriate. If there's a child, I'm, like, having a whole entire, like, crisis.

And then I'm like, really, bro? Like, this is what we do. And he's like, I told you it was an accident. I meant to hit save, and I actually sent it to you. And I'm like, how the fuck do you accidentally send it?

So you have to switch to multiple screens. Yeah. And means that you were already on Snapchat taking a picture. Yeah. I don't buy it.

I'm gonna I'm gonna call. Yeah. Nope. Beep. Yeah.

Nope. Lie your lie your pants on fire with that one, dude. Yeah. You'd you said that just in case Mhmm. I'd be offended.

Mhmm. It was a CYA moment. Yeah. Mhmm. But if but if you did like it, then you'd be like, no.

Send me another one because I I didn't look at it because I was out in public. Yeah. He was put he that was a game. He's playing it. He's he's playing.

Let's see see if you guys have have progressed to the but, again Terrible. Why do they think that that's the picture you want? Like I don't know. You ride out of the shower with a towel wrapped around you, and you're kinda, like, all steamy and stuff, that's that's fine. That's that's great.

That's fine. That's hot. Do that. That's an alright time. But Do that.

No. I agree with you, though. There are way sexier body parts. Yeah. Well, because I'll be honest.

Remember the whole clock app, sensation of gray sweatpants, how that was, like, a whole thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And now it's all gray sweatpants? I feel slightly weird because I'm like, if I see a dude in gray sweatpants, I'm not like, who?

Let me stare at his crotch. Like, that's never been a thought process to me. And even when the whole gray sweatpants phenomenon occurred, I'm like, how many of you bitches are walking around staring at the fucking dude's dick in sweatpants? I'm so confused. But is that really any different than guys who've been looking at girls' boobs for a millennia?

No. But, like, I'm I mean, I'm I'm just playing devil's advocate here because I I don't walk around looking at crotches generally, for the most part. And and the only time I ever really actually see that phenomenon is, guys doing thirst trap type videos or something along those lines. Yeah. Were there in gray sweatpants jump roping on fucking TikTok.

Yeah. Like, of course, it I'm pretty sure you don't have draws on because otherwise, it wouldn't be, like, flailing around like that anyways, my guy. And, again, who finds this shit attractive? Like, don't get me wrong. I fucking love peeing.

Right? And I can't believe I just said that on here, but too goddamn late at this point. But seeing you jump rope and it flailing around, what is that supposed to do for me? Okay. Don't don't get too hard on the jump rope guy.

The jump rope guy just put out a new video recently that I watched, like, three times because, one, he is a jump rope master, and he does a shirtless. That's just a bonus. But I'm watching him being like, how did you flip that freaking jump? Like, I've gone total, like, like, crazy part is we're beyond the him. We're beyond the the part that I'm just, like, ogling.

Like, he picks good eighties or nineties music, so I'm like, yeah. I used to do jump rope. Yeah. I'm a nerd like that. And so I'm sitting here watching this dude do it, and then I'm just like, oh, I'm bonus.

He's handsome. Oh, and Yeah. Oh, he's got a nice v. Again, I'm not focusing on anything else other than, like, snapshots or whatever, but maybe I'm just trying to delude myself into thinking that that's why I watch jump rope. Well, I've seen I've seen the guy.

But he doesn't wear he doesn't wear the sweatpants. He's wearing, like, jeans and stuff. So there's no there's no flailing. Yeah. No.

I'm talking about the dudes that are in straight gray sweatpants that aren't doing, like, jump rope tricks to where you're like, how did you just spin that jump rope around you 20 times in that single fucking jump? Like, what the fuck? Like, you were levitating for a minute. Like, no. I'm talking about the dudes that are, like, literally just standing there jump roping.

Like, oh, look at me and not do anything fancy. They're just jump roping. And then you see something going to as they're fucking jumping. And then, usually, somebody it's a stitch video nine times out of 10 being like, what were you looking at? What were you looking at?

I caught you. I caught you. Go read your bibble. Like like that. And again but, again, I'm like, who just sits and watches this shit?

I mean, I know why it's put popping up on my algorithm. So, again, before anyone comes for me, well, you're have that on your algorithm. That means you watch it. No. I do watch boy thirst traps.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, oh, hot guy. Shirtless guy. Gone guy crotch rocket. Yeah.

That's hot. I do watch those. But all the videos I'm watching, again, they're shirtless. They're flexing their arms. Like, they're doing things.

It's not something flailing around as they're jumping rope. Those are like the parody comedy shit that I watch because of certain random people I follow who make like, that's what they do. It's just funny, like, videos. Because they'll even have girls on there with, like, giant fucking boobs, and they'll be, like, moving them or shaking them. And then they'll pop on the camera going, what were you looking at?

And I'm like, shit, dude. The same thing you fucking were. Giant Tata's, my guy. And then looking at mine, like, damn. I don't want them that big, but I guess a little bigger would be nice, I think.

No. Okay. Yeah. I I think that a picture of tore a torso picture is where it's at. Mhmm.

And and the thing is is that the torso doesn't even have to be, like, ripped. Yeah. Because I don't know about you. You you've you've, you've encountered the the beefy barrel chested ones and and the, you know, like, the you Mhmm. Nothing wrong with that, dude.

Nothing wrong with that. Mm-mm. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the only time okay.

I'm gonna just sound like a fucking complainer pants apparently today. Don't send me this, this, this, or this, and don't do this, and don't do this. Right. Because another one, like okay. So then another individual, likes to send me fucking shirtless pics, and, no, I don't know what we're not gonna get into brass tacks about where'd you meet him, how'd you meet him.

That part's irrelevant. But another individual who, again, no actual conversation with out of fucking nowhere will send me a shirtless pic of him standing in the mirror. And I'm just like, what am I supposed to do with this? Is this supposed to entice me? Like, I don't know you.

Again, this is, how I know I evolved because I'm like, there's no communication. There's no conversation occurring. This is out of left field. I'm sitting here watching the fucking warriors play. And next thing I know, I opened my goddamn Snapchat, and you're just standing in your mirror, like, with your arm leaned on the wall or on the fucking doorframe and, like, you're posing.

Like, you look at my chest, and I'm over here sitting here. Like, again, what the fuck is this supposed to do for me? I don't wanna come over. I don't want you to come over. I don't even wanna have a conversation with you because this is there wasn't a, hi.

How are you? Hey. How's your day? It's just you posing in your bathroom without a fucking shirt on. I'm looking at how fucking dirty your goddamn mirror is.

I'm checking out your counter. I'm checking out everything but what you actually want me to check out. And then on top of that, my brain goes, I've seen better. Sorry. So let me just throw up a thumbs up emoji back to you.

Okay. But here's my question. Mhmm. Because now now I'm getting it technical. So you enjoy looking at chests when you look at thirst traps because you're seeking it out.

Yeah. But if you're not seeking it out, even though you're following this person on Snapchat and following their stories, again, you choose if you wanna read their stories or or look at their pictures. Well, see, this is the individual that sends me this the shirtless pictures is somebody, that I previously had, again, highly surface level conversations with. So it started out with a, hey. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Oh, hobbies. All of that bullshit garb. Like, that's how this started out.

So it wasn't even like I saw this person. It was like, oh, thirst trap. Let's become friends on Snapchat. No. It was because he originally slid into my DMs on TikTok and because we both commented on the same video of the area I live in.

And that's how this started was, oh, hey. I just moved here. You know, like, what are fun things to do? What is this? And then it went to, like, hey.

How are you? Oh, the app's getting ready to go away. Can I get your number? Or if that's too soon or rushed, can I get your Snapchat? And, again, I'll give you my Snapchat over my number because I can block you a lot easier.

And so I'm thinking, oh, cool. Yay, new friend. You know? Like, just moved here. You don't know anybody.

You reached out to me. You seem really fucking cool. And then as soon as, like, Snapchats were exchanged, nothing. Like, there was no conversation. Nothing.

get a shirtless picture, it's: 11:00

Random. Just but but here's the thing. It's almost like you want the chest picks, but you want them on your own terms or if you're already, again, have some sort of an understanding or agreement with this person. Yeah. I don't like, I just don't understand the outer left field.

Like, there's no conversation. There's no There's no lined up. Yeah. It's just, bam. Here's the picture, and you're like, cool.

What am I supposed to do with this? I think I think I know what it is. It's foreplay bypassing. Maybe that's what it is. They're bypassing the foreplay, and they think, oh, this will do all the work that that my words would have to do, so let me just do this and see if she gets hot.

Yeah. And it I'm like, this does nothing. I just wanna hit them with the, you know, you know nothing, John Snow. It comes across as lazy then. Yeah.

There's no effort, but then again, that just shows me what type of and this is okay. What type of bitches are you talking to? Like, who does this work on? I know it I know it has to work on somebody if this is what you continuously do. Mhmm.

It has to work on somebody. It doesn't work on me, and that that's fine. That it doesn't have to. You know? But, like, again, you continuously do something and you're striking out.

You're you're proving the definition of insanity. You keep trying the same thing over and over and over again in hopes you're gonna get a different reaction, and you're not. You're getting the same one, which is a thumbs up emoji. Isn't that like the the do you remember that show, How I Met Your Mother? Yeah.

I only seen some episodes. And they they had this bit where it was called the naked man or something like that, and it worked, like, like, 33% of the time. So this guy kept doing it where where he was like he'd get invited over, like, they or they'd have dinner or something like that. She go in, hey. I let me get you a drink or whatever.

She'd go into the kitchen. He would strip down naked and just be naked on the couch. And he goes, it works about 33% of the time or something like that. And he kept doing it. Like, he just would like, just to see if it would work because Yeah.

So it's kinda like their version of the naked man. It's like, and they don't realize that there's probably a better way where you could get that average up where it wasn't just Yeah. Here. Let me just get naked and be lame and put forth zero effort. Yeah.

Like, again, young dummy would have been eating this shit up left and right granted. I would have also been showing my friends also because there is a whole game called you got dicked. I think we talked about that on, like, episode one or two. We did. We did.

So, like, there's there's that. Like, young young me would have been, like, loving and living and thriving off of this shit. Old me, this, like, not easily impressed by dumb shit anymore version is just kinda like, what's the point? Like, what what is this supposed to do? Like, explain to me what this is supposed to do, which is, again, my way of getting you to what?

Use your words that you were hoping this picture is going to use for you. Yeah. Say the quiet parts out loud. Don't don't make me assume all this stuff. Don't make me Yeah.

Have to, like, get in your head and figure out why are you sending me this. What does this mean? Are you asking me a question? Am I supposed to reciprocate? Like, there's too many questions.

You can't you can't leave a girl hanging like that. That's that's too much. Right. Because you're doing the same thing that from my experience with, like, my guy friends, you're doing what you complain about. You're fishing for compliments.

You're sending pictures to individuals of the opposite sex hoping that they're going to fawn over you, boost your ego, do all of this shit, but, yeah, you guys sit there and complain when girls do it. Like, why are you sending me this picture, like, a selfie of you, like, out of fucking nowhere? Oh, it's because you want me to tell you you look pretty or you're beautiful. You're just fishing. Like, is that what they're doing?

Are they just fishing? Well, if they're your friends like, if you were to send me a picture of you, I'd be like, oh, you look so pretty because you're my friend. And But, no, I'm talking about, like, random like, if, like, rant like, I don't I don't really know dude who sends me the shirtless pants. Gotcha. Like, are you fishing?

Is that what you're do like, maybe they're just maybe they're casting a wide net, and maybe you're one of 40 people that got that same Snapchat. Because, again, naked man works 33% of the time. So, I mean, like, like, it's a thing. Yeah. I guess.

I guess. I really just wanna be like, please don't. But I was trying to be by just sending the thumbs up because I talked to a couple of my actual, like, really good guy friends and was like, what's not a completely rude response, but not, like, just being a straight up asshole? And they're like, first of all, we know you. What what did you respond with?

And I'm like, a thumbs up emoji? And they're like, fuck, man. You just shattered that man. I'm like, clearly, I didn't if he continues to try. And they were like I'm like, well, it was between that and a no response.

And they were like, the the thumbs up was worse than the no response. You should've just not responded. And I'm like, oh. Noted. Gotcha.

Gotcha. And I need to just block him because I'm like, this isn't getting any better. Like, there's no I need to just block him. Actually, you know what? Fuck the bullshit.

I'm just gonna do it now while we're doing this, talking about it. So you've had quite the, those are some bullet points. Let's just put it that way. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Major bullet points. Yeah. So what about you?

I don't even know. Well, when was the last time we'd has it been, like, a month now? I think it's been over a month because I think I got really sick in, like, March. Was that a long ago? Yeah.

Wow. Slackers, man. I know. Right? Well, the babies are grown up now, the baby sheep.

So so they're out in the back pasture now, so we're not having to bottle feed. That was a long ass six weeks of That was six weeks? Yeah. You can't wean them until they're six weeks. Holy shit.

That felt like an eternity. I'm not gonna lie. I I mean, I enjoyed it. I know you probably didn't, but I enjoyed it. I thought it was hilarious.

Their little tails would just start going. So, yeah, that happened. Let's see. I've read a lot of books. Any any ones that stick out that you're like, I must tell everybody about and they need to read.

Oh, man. Okay. I'll also use my use my, phone. Sorry. Mhmm.

Good. And, of course, guess what just popped up on my phone? Jonathan Cain. I'm sorry, but that guy is a cutie patootie, and I love him. Oh, yeah.

Your phone doesn't listen to you. Nope. Doesn't listen ever. Hello? Here's proof.

It just popped right up there. Let me let me take a hot minute here. Yes. There was actually a couple that I did star higher. Mhmm.

Let me let me just do my my my lucky look. I was gonna say I know you have to go through, like, a 82 books because you read at, like, the freaking speed of light. Okay. I finished so I don't know if you I don't know if any of you guys do the book talk stuff, but Elsie Silver has been hot lately. She does more, like, country version kind of cowboy energy, like ranch ranches or horse riders or bull riders or, you know Mhmm.

Horse racing. Like, all the like Yeah. Anything that that has to do with horses. Mhmm. Rodeos, that type of thing.

That type of thing. Yeah. And so, I finished off her chestnut spring series. That was actually pretty decent. So that was fun.

I'm not really, you know me, I like, like, the hockey ones. I like the reverse harem ones. Mhmm. I like I kinda like the darker ones sometimes. But Yeah.

Oh, yeah. The one that I read or that I that I really liked, it was, the for the fans one. Oh. And it's it's a okay. So these two okay.

Let's just say, two people are old enough that I think they're, like, junior junior in high school, and, their parents ended up getting married when they were Oh. When they were, like, so mom. Like step siblings? Step siblings. Yes.

Okay. Okay. They end up going to college together, and, their family loses all their financial aid and all this other stuff, so they have to, like, scramble. And one of them is like like, if they can stay in school, they're gonna make, like, the NFL kind of a thing. Oh, wow.

Like, their quarterback y kind of energy or something. Yeah. You know how many books I read, so I'm trying to remember exactly all the storyline. But, and then, this the nerdier version, He's kinda more the goofball, the art artist and all this other stuff, but also super hot. Mhmm.

So that brother is, has a friend who is making their way through college using OnlyFans. And so he finds out he's lost all of his financial aid. He doesn't wanna move or he doesn't wanna drop out of school. Mhmm. And, so he starts an OnlyFans page.

Oh. And the way and then so, the brother's still scrambling, and so he's like, hey, bro. You you want you want you want you want me to make it all the fans together? Oh. Oh, didn't see that coming.

And they do. And it's hot, and it's good. And they end up following Luvsies. So it's it's a happily ever after in the end. But yeah.

Aw. So that was really good. I really like that one. I don't like it's really hard to get good romances with two where it's written well. Yeah.

And it's done well. So I really like that one a lot. The one that I told you about was the was the wolf book. That was the motorcycle club one. Mhmm.

Okay. Yeah. Leader of the motorcycle club sees her on sees her out in town, and it's like mine energy. You know? And then Yeah.

Stuff ensues from there. She sees stuff. She she sees some club business, and it's either, well, we're either gonna have to, you know, take you out back and get rid of you, or Nope. You're gonna be my old lady now. Oh.

Oh. So Yeah. What would you choose? Sex, please. Right.

Sex or death. Right. Sex, please. One of those types of things. Yeah.

I read Chasing the Wild. That was a good one too. See, I could just go through all of them. We could do a whole episode just on them. And then I read two series, which were, like, five books each that were these, like, reverse harem books that were also thrillers and stuff, and it was like Oh.

All this. It was rad. You know me. I I like a good reverse harem because why choose, really? I mean Right.

Why pick one when you can have all five? It's like Pokemon. You gotta catch them all. You gotta you gotta get them all because why not? So, yeah, I had a really good couple reading months while we were away.

Yeah. And it's just been doing that, and then I don't know. I'm trying to really honestly think doing Just family stuff? Family stuff, content creation stuff, just like that kind of thing. I don't know.

I'm I'm much less exciting than you are. But oh, and I have got I've had a time I've had time to catch up on my on my law shows. Oh, nice. Nice. I am addicted to to, LawTube.

Mhmm. It it's it's addictive. Now are you are you deep diving into the Dibbler stuff now since it started? Oh, no. No.

No. No. Okay. I so I got into it back in the day of the, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard trial. Yeah.

I watched it. And I watched it with commentary, and and, there's a specific person that I can't watch a trial now without her. Her name is Emily d Baker. She's amazing. Anyways, and so she so I've been anytime that she does live trials, I go with her.

I was I watched the Murdoch trials with her. And then, last year, they had the Karen retrial, and then Mhmm. It was a hung jury. And so they're doing a retrial right now. And so Mhmm.

I have been, like, any spare time, I got my headphones on listening to it because she does live trial coverage with commentary and stuff like that. So Mhmm. I get really into it. I nerd out over over trial trial law and things like that. Like, if if it was another life, I may have gone into law just because it's so fascinating to me.

Mhmm. Mhmm. I would just do it because I like to argue. But yeah. No.

That's cool. That's cool. Yeah. I'd I definitely watched all of the Johnny Depp and Amber Amber Heard. I really almost said anderturd.

It was a hashtag for a while, Amber Turd. It was. It was. I I watched all of that, so I understand. I can't and then with commentary, I didn't watch it with commentary, but that probably was getting something out.

Even if like, I might send you the the link to it. At least, like, you know, the some of the Please do. Some of the more big moments. Mhmm. Because the commentary like, she just cracks you up.

But she's also really like it. Like, she explains everything that's happening. She's like, I know you guys have no idea what's going on, but they just did this and this and this and this is completely goes against this affidavit for this. And she's like so she's, like, telling you all the tea behind the scenes Oh, good. So she's making it.

Okay. Yeah. She's like, this is against the rules of evidence. You guys don't understand. That's a big ass fuck up right there.

Oh, shit. You know? And so she's, like, telling you exact it's amazing. I I can't pitch her enough. She's fabulous.

Anybody who wants to watch any of this stuff, it makes it more palatable too because sometimes watching live trials is boring as fuck. You know? Yeah. But when you watch it with her Like, if if you said you already watched the Amber Heard, you you Mhmm. Watched it when it's happening?

Yeah. Yeah. To this day, I'll go back and watch old episodes just because it's that hilarious with her commentary. I'll have to I mean, because that trial alone to me was hilarious just because my dog stepped on a bee, like, at the faces and the a mega pint. Like, all the, you know, all the top sound bites.

Like it was continue to read that correctly. It was yeah. All of that is hysterical. So I could only imagine it with commentary. It's probably even 10 times more entertaining because there's a couple parts where it was like, this is boring and dry.

Yeah. But, like, obviously, it's not this is real life. It's gonna be like that. It's not just this isn't fake. This isn't like a hammed up movie.

No. This is real. Like And it it would be really easy to just because I know that you, like, listen to stuff when you're out working and stuff like that. Mhmm. It would be really easy to just it's hilarious.

And she'll, like, rewind and be like, wait. Right? Sir, you're gonna have to say that again. Sir, no. You know?

Like, it That's funny. That's funny. So, yes, I got caught up on my on my trials because it started, like, a week ago. So I had, like, seven days worth of full days of trial to listen to. Nice.

Clean my kitchen while I'm listening to the EDB and care and retrial and all this stuff. And I'm like Mhmm. I watched the entire one last time, and it's all fucking bullshit. And I'm just like, here we go again. They're still trying to convict this poor woman, but whatever.

Mhmm. Mhmm. Oh, I almost totally forgot the biggest bullet point of what has occurred. What? I got to go to WWE Raw with the Oh, that's right.

Yes. I almost totally forgot, which means I had to see my favorites in person. Only one of them wrestled, so Rhea Ripley wrestled, and that was really cool because I had my mommy's on top, always on top shirt, which is her because they call her mommy. So and, like, I had, like I'd I was like, I'm gonna embody Rhea Ripley for this and actually, like, dress up in a sense to go to WWE. And if you've never gone to WWE, you have to fucking go to WWE.

It's a whole experience. Like, it's it's a spectacle. Like Yeah. Yeah. It is.

And, like, when you're watching on TV, you're like, god. It looks so much bigger, like, the ring and the space around the ring, and then you're there and you're like, oh, it's really not. Like It's the size of a bedroom. Yeah. Like so one of my friends and I, like, we went he's never been.

And mind you, I've been, I think, to, like, three previously, but they were, like, ten years ago back when, like, John Cena was, like, really wrestling and, like, really big, and Roman Reigns, like, just starting out and stuff. So, yeah, he was like, this is the greatest thing ever. We're coming back every single time. They're here now. Like, this is amazing.

And I'm like, I told you. And then at one point, Logan Paul came out, and I just had the best time, like, booing him and being like, you fucking suck. Nobody fucking likes you. Mind you, I'm legitimately yelling this at this man with everyone else in this arena because he's, you know, a villain. And then he was like, I challenge Jey Uso.

I lost my shit. Because out comes this man that I'm like, sir, you are gorgeous. And I thought you watched it for the plot. That he is part of the plot. He is part of that plot.

But I'm, like, jumping up and down like a freaking, like, five year old and just, like because if you know you watching, like, his whole thing is yeet. And so, like, you're doing your arms up and down and stuff like that. Like, I came home and made a TikTok of the four letters, one word, yeet. Like, the whole thing. Like, I was living.

You know the only time I watch wrestling is when we're on the phone and you have it on in the background. Yes. Yes. I think our very first episode was the very first our first or second episode was, like, the first time I ever Yeah. Because that was elimination chamber, I think.

And this the one the ride went to was, like, the second week after WrestleMania, which WrestleMania is, like, their big year end, like, event, and it happens in April. It's gonna be in New Orleans next year. I'm really debating on going. Like, this year, it was in Vegas, but they do a lot of, like, free fan events and stuff for it, like, that you can go to. And my brain is like, okay.

But if I go, then these people might actually end up, like, out in a bar afterwards or something. Like, that would be fucking insane and so cool. Because, like, we got there super early and, like, we hung out downtown because my brain was like, we might be able to see them, like, coming in to the arena, like, arriving, and that would be so cool. Like, I totally fangirled, and I don't even care. Like, it was it was such a such a fun thing because everybody else there is doing the same, like, completely, you know, like, fangirling out over these fucking adults who are just playing a role.

But it's so it's just so fun because it's interactive. And, like, Becky Lynch, she was there, and she hasn't wrestled in a really long time. So that was cool. Like, just seeing all of these different people, there was a little girl. Because some new wrestler, I don't remember her name if I'm being honest because she's from NXT, which is like the, like, minor leagues Uh-huh.

Where WWE is like the major leagues type of a thing. But they're giving her, like, a shot, so they keep showcasing her in there. But she comes out with horns on. And if you watch WWE, you're probably like, that's so and so. And I'm like, sorry.

I don't remember your name. But she comes out with, like, horns on. And this little girl behind me, she's like, it's the devil. You don't root for her. That's the devil.

And everybody in the arena is just going, like, bananas for this chick, except for this little, like, 10 year old behind me screaming, she's the devil. No. She wears horns. And I'm like, it's a fucking character, bro. Who who is your mother?

And then I'm over here, like, listening to the mother being like, do you want popcorn? Do you want a hot dog? Are you sure you don't want anything? I'm like, lady, you've already come back with, like, four things of nachos, three slushies, barbecue. What the fuck else do you are you I don't feel like getting yacked on by your fucking kids sitting behind me today, but, ma'am, but I'm like, shit.

Do you wanna buy me some nachos or a hot dog while you're at it? Because you got money because it is not cheap. I I bought a bottle of water, and that was $7 Yeah. For just a regular Aquafina bottle of water Yeah. With no cap because they take the cap.

Yeah. Because you can't be throwing it. Right. Which and then I'm like, but I'm more worried about spilling it or somebody hacking and it getting where I'm like, I'm worried about the germs, man. Just give me the fucking cap.

I'm not gonna throw it. Right. A lid of some sort. I don't care. No.

I remember doing that when I went to a UFC event. Oh, man. That was fun. And then, going out. Well, I got invited to go out, but go out with the with the, fighters afterwards.

It it was fun. Oh. Like, it was super fun. It was like, they kind of, like, cordoned off part of this bar and stuff like that. But Mhmm.

It was back in the day. Like, it's been years, but, yeah, I, like, hung out with, like, Henderson Hendo, you know, and stuff like that. But it was cool because you see him in this ring. Yeah. The ring looks so freaking small, and Mhmm.

The guys look huge. And then I'm like like, standing next to him. Like, you're not that big, actually. You're actually pretty normal. Like, you look like a normal dude.

Right? Mhmm. But I used to do that. Out ultimately, but, yeah, you're not normal. Yeah.

I'm not gonna piss you off or anything like that. But, also, you you kinda got a black eye there. I don't know. Good fight though. A lie.

Good fight though. With that with that being said, how many people do you think, especially, like, out at bars, take that into consideration? Like, you might be, like, starting to get in a fight with this random stranger because, you know, you're both just drunk assholes in a bar. What are you gonna do if the other person's, like, a total, like, UFC or, like, MMA fighter? Like, you're gonna get your ass handed to you.

Oh, yeah. Because like you just said, they look regular. Like, it's not like they look like some giant big beefy per you know? Like Yeah. Yeah.

No. I mean, some of them are, I mean, some of them are big. They're just huge. You know? But I'm not a big person, so it's hard for me to really give scale.

You know? Every dude looks big to me, it feels like. But Mhmm. Are they muscular, fit, tall? Yes.

Yes. Yes. But, also, they could just be random people walking down the street. And if you don't know UFC, yeah, you're not gonna know. They're You might, you know, pay attention to the fact that they have some scarring on their hands or cauliflower ear.

You know? Like, maybe take a notice of that. That person probably been hit in the head a few times. Right? Mhmm.

So but if you're if yeah. Drunk bar fights. At that point, it's just Darwinism. Just let it let him take care of it in itself. Right?

It's survival of the fittest at this point. Oh, yeah. Because even this one kid I'm cool with now. That's a weird way of saying this one kid I'm cool with now. Okay.

Like, we can't like, we kinda, like, just became, like, friends. Right? Like, to where it's like, you're pretty cool. We can be friends. You know?

Like, that that's fine. He is a bouncer at a bar. So when I see him or, like, I talk to him, like, do you have any fun stories? Like, any anything fun? And I I remember I asked him one time.

I was like, what's the craziest story you have? He's like, I saw someone get shot, and I'm like, yeah. That'll do it. That'll that'll that. Yep.

We're like, wow. I thought it'd be something funny like someone got pantsed in the middle of the parking lot or something, but it went right to that. Okay. Not even we didn't work up to that to where, oh, so I saw someone get hit over the head with a beer bottle. Like, not not that smacked across the face with a pool stick.

Nothing. No. Just, oh, yeah. Saw someone get shot. And you're not traumatized, my guy?

And then he's like, I was in the military. Oh, okay. It makes sense now. Just a Tuesday for me. And I'm like Right.

It's just That's terrifying. Right. No. Thank you. And now we just discovered why I don't go to that area, like, ever because this happens regularly.

Someone either gets shot or stabbed. No. Thank you. I'm good. Mm-mm.

I like to live. I like to live. Now if I am ever like, I'm gonna go there, just know I might have a death wish. Or or, big or, somebody's in town visiting, and I'm just like, you'll really enjoy this area, but we're definitely gonna leave by, like, this time because it's after this time where shit goes down. So I'm just gonna take you here because why the fuck not?

And, like, again, we're just gonna make sure we're out of here by this time. Remember when I told you I read that book about, Kansas City mafia? Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.

And you're like, wait. Where is it? And I go, Kansas City mafia. They they run the they run the city, man. And you're like, you're like, no.

That makes sense. Yeah. Sounds about right. It definitely definitely sounds about right. Yeah.

I mean, the mafia was really big here way back in the day. Like, they're we have speakies using shit with, like, like Prohibition and stuff like that? Uh-huh. Yeah. Like and they're really cool.

Like, I think they have oh, just don't quote me on this, but I think one of them has the toilet still, the original toilet from, like, when Al Capone used to go there or some shit. Like, crazy shit, man. Like but it's just like random weird roadside attractions. We have the largest ball of twine. Yeah.

We have we have a toilet from when Capone used to sit on it. Like, what? Yeah. That's your that's your calling card? Okay.

Yeah. We have we have quite a few speakeasies here that all have, like, hidden tunnels out from it, like the escape route for them and shit, like, that haven't really been, like, they've been obviously revamped for, like, code purposes, but they haven't been revamped to the point where it's unrecognizable. Like, you know, like, this is the original wall. This is original this, like, from way back when, you know, like, the mafia and the mob and all this shit was really big here, and it's pretty cool. It was pretty cool.

I personally haven't gone to any of them. I kinda always forget until I'm talking about it, and I'm like, oh, I really wanna go there. That sounds cool. But, yeah, I I have and plus, you have to have reservations and shit, and I'm typically not a reservations type of person. I go impulse, and I'm like, let's just go.

I don't think that far ahead. I'm a whim. Yeah. You go, I'm a whim person. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I noticed I'll get really butthurt and disappointed if it doesn't happen. Sorry. Okay. My TV is on just in the background.

I didn't realize the news was on, that part. And then they just showed the weather. It said eighty nine. I'm not ready. I know I need the heat, so that way it kills all of the fucking allergens, but I'm not ready.

You better hope that finicky ass AC unit is working just fine. Right. Otherwise, I will be direct dialing every single maintenance person where I live. Like, you will get here. I think it's funny, though, with all of this AC stuff.

You know all the ins and outs that's going on where you live. Like, you you know all the tea. You know all the drama. You know who's in the office, who's not in the office, why they're no longer in the office. Like, you've got a whole lot of, like, soap opera happenings, like Days of Our Lives, but for your for where you live.

Yeah. I mean, best best piece of advice I can give people, if you live in a place where maintenance is involved, become friends with them. Be nice to them because you learn all of the things. And then nine times out of 10, if something breaks in your place, they're really fucking fast to fix it as opposed to, like, if you're a raging asshole, they're not gonna be they're gonna be like, put you at the end of the list. Where, like, when you're fucking cool with them, they're like, hell yeah.

I'll be over there in, like, twenty minutes. And you're like, thank you. Like, it's way better. Amy's learned some words of wisdom. Either way, which words of wisdom are we talking about?

It's either way. Yeah. I don't know. Do do we need I think we need to explain ourselves because that's too that's that's that's too much to miss. Right?

Okay. So I'm gonna tell you this story. I'm just chilling, sitting my ass down, enjoying a nightcap, I think, or no. It was during the day. Never mind.

That this is when I when I got up, and I was sitting in the Shrump Shrine for the first time because I was like, I need some vitamins right now. Like, I am exhausted because I think we were doing, like, late night shows and stuff like that. Yeah. And so I get up. Amy calls me, and we're we're having a chitchat.

And I'm like, okay. Sorry. Let me just look through my phone. I'm just, like, checking up on my socials, making sure because I get DMs and stuff. I'm I'm just, like, I'm doing all the morning stuff, you know, while you're having your tea.

Mhmm. Yeah. And I'm like morning? This is my, like, midday. Yeah.

So you're aware. Do not live in the same place. No. And so I'm just sitting there, and and I'm like, Amy, what is this? So Amy had sent me a text message.

I'm like, we're on the phone, but okay. Oh, no. This was earlier. Okay. And then I'm like, you sent me a TikTok video.

And and she's just like, yeah. You should probably watch it. Just completely straight face. Yeah. You should probably watch it.

I go, okay. Again, we're on the phone. She starts to go real quiet. Like, she's just, like, kinda hushing it up. And I'm pulling this thing up, and I'm like, what the fuck is this?

And it's about it's this girl. She pops up, and she goes, hey, ladies. I'm just gonna tell you right now. Just sit on his face. Like, just fucking sit.

And this guy just has this full on, like, monologue about how, yes. I will you know, like like, it's hilarious. I wish we could post it, but we can't because it's just you know? You know? But he he's going off and how he goes, if this is the way I must die, this is the way I die.

And, you know, like, come what may, I will be happy in the end, and it was all worth it and all this stuff. Right? And then he kind of finishes with the with the draw with the drama, and he goes, actually, it is said that in Nordic traditions that if you die by either battle or coitus, you get to go to Valhalla. So and and and I watched this video with Amy on the phone laughing hysterically for, like I think I watched it three times. Yeah.

And then we kinda dropped it, and we moved on. My partner comes home, and I'm like, hey. You gotta watch this thing. I know you hate TikTok. I know you hate social media, but I need you to watch this video.

Mhmm. He gets on like, he he watches this video. He's smiling through the whole thing, and he dead ass looks me in the eye. He goes, actually, I knew that about Nordic about about the Nordic tradition, which is why I say it's Valhalla either way. I lost it.

I get on the phone with Amy. I tell her everything that happened because we do this at night where I'm like, these are funny things that my partner said throughout the day. And she goes, wait. He goes, it's Valhalla either way. And I go, yeah.

So now we haven't stopped saying it since because But I was fucking it up at first because I was like, forever. And you're like, either way. And I'm like, yeah. That. So either way, it's forever.

Full circle. Yes. So now anytime that Amy's brought up something about a date she's been on or, like, a conversation she's had, and I'm like I mean, it's either fucking or or or fighting. Right? So, I mean, it's either way.

Like, that was the greatest video ever. I'm not gonna lie. Like, give me, like, two seconds. I saved it. I favorited it.

Like Let me see if I can find it so I can just share. Okay. So I don't know who you Here's what it is. Okay. So the person's handle is, I'm gonna spell it because I'm pretty sure I can't even pronounce this right.

It's f like Frank, u e l, n like Nancy, e, v like Victor, e. And then it's dear, Macy Preach It from the Mountaintops is the garb on the video, the little caption. And it's this chick with red lipstick on, and it's been, like, three days ago. And right now, it's at 4,100,000 views. Yeah.

So Go watch it. Go watch it. It's hilarious. It is. And so now Yeah.

Now it's like it it's gonna be, a thing. Not because of the video, because he doesn't say it in the video. He just says, if you die by battle or or coitus, then you do. It was what my partner said. It's like I mean, honestly, it's either way, so I'm good with either.

That's what made it funny. But to understand the context of everything being said, like, just go watch the video. It is hilarious. And, also, that will just show what type of shit I actually watch on TikTok 90% of the time. That that me and Amy passed back and forth in our DMs.

Like Mhmm. Sometimes we're like, okay. We got off the phone. We talked for four hours, and then we get off the phone, and we're like, oh, yep. I'm going to bed.

And two hours later, I'm sending Amy a video, and she's responding right away. I'm like, we're both in bed right now sending stupid videos back and forth. Like, this is our life. This is what we're doing. But, like, honestly, though, I think that's how you know, like, that you actually have a really good fucking friend.

Because when you communicate at the same time on multiple different platforms like, we'll be sending TikToks back and forth and, like, texting and DM whatever. But then we'll also be texting each other, and then two seconds later, we'll be on the phone and then still end up, like, on a different fucking platform still communicating. And it might be two separate conversations happening. Plus the one we have going on the phone. Right.

Right. And it's just like, okay. Or is this fucking weird, or is this normal? No. I'm pretty sure it's fucking normal.

Alright. Cool. I I think it's pretty normal. But between all the freaking apps, I can't keep up with my phone sometimes because I got TikTok, and then I got TikTok Messenger, and then then TikTok private messages, and then you got comments, and you got those. Right?

And then you got, like, WhatsApp groups, and then you got WhatsApp single or not single, but, like, just Mhmm. Person to person groups. And then you got WhatsApp phone calls or video calls, or you have FaceTime calls or FaceTime video calls, and then you have group texts, and then you have you know? It's a lot. It's a lot.

You just made that sound so exhausting and also low key no shade. I'm so happy I'm not you because goddamn, that was exhausting. I'm over here like, yeah. I talk to people on text messages. I'll FaceTime, like, three people total.

Like, you, my mom, and my sister, those are only like, it's just y'all that I FaceTime, honestly, for the most part. Like, one or two other people in there, but that's rare. Yeah. WhatsApp. I'm only really in, like, one group, and that's the only group I communicate with, in on WhatsApp.

And I don't get a lot of DMs or, like, real DMs from people because I'm not, like, a content creator per se or where people are gonna ask me questions. Yeah. That just sounds like a lot, ma'am. Yeah. It is.

It is. I don't I don't know how you keep up with it. Ugh. It's a lot. Yeah.

I feel like I'm putting my phone down. Let me throw this. I told you that I what was it? This last week? Mhmm.

Yeah. Up for, like, twelve hours on the phone, just dealing with admin type stuff and and other things and just, like, trying to get something off the ground and build it up and do these things. Fall asleep for, like, six hours, wake up, literally pouring my tea, and back on again until the next morning again. And I was just like, this has gone on for four days straight. Yeah.

, ever, I was up until, like,: 04:30

onday, I was asleep by, like,: 09:00

Like, I was asleep by, like, nine. Well, the wasn't that was a Monday, like, Cinco de Mayo, and you started at, like, three in the afternoon or something? Yeah. But that's because I'm aware of Cinco de Mayo and how, insane it gets after a certain point. Mhmm.

And I don't one, I don't wanna wait. I'm impatient in that sense, and two large groups of people, not a big fan. Yeah. Plus the where I went because, obviously, there really weren't, any typical Cinco de Mayo parties or gatherings like there usually are. Because I used to work at restaurant.

It didn't matter what day of the week it was. You knew you were gonna be there for, like, thirteen hours, and you're gonna be going nonstop the entire day. You made a lot of money, but it was just a it was a whole day, where currently, that's that's not a thing. Right? So they the only specials they had was during their happy hour, which was from three to six.

n't get off work until, like,: 04:30

So I'd order it and then, like, munch a little bit. And then can I get a box? Yeah. And so that way I can bring it home. But they did let you take a margarita home with you.

So I did sit outside and drink my other margarita. Nice. I did do that. So, yeah, I was sleepy earlier probably from Yes. I was very sleepy after that.

The night night juice early in the day. I still chalk most of it up to the fact of I was sleep deprived from Saturday into Sunday, if I'm being honest. Yeah. I don't know how you do it. I don't know.

I purposely put my phone on do not disturb a lot. Well, I've had my ringer off for, like, the last three weeks because I'm just like well, and it's I don't know about you, but it's also difficult when you're trying to make content and Yeah. Someone calls in. It can Yeah. It it can fuck up the whole thing, and it was like, shit.

So, yeah, that or if you're doing live events and then someone tries to call or or something like that, which is why I think I'm gonna try and start doing it more. Oh, that makes sense. I'm trying to figure out the best way to Mhmm. Use different studios to Yeah. To the lives and stuff like that.

I don't know. We'll we'll see how it goes and then broadcast it out. Mhmm. I mean, that makes sense. I don't do all that stuff on mine.

You know, my TikTok is just my life and dating life or lack thereof. But it is warm out again. Obviously, I was just starting to cry at the thought of 90 degrees. Me not being ready for that just yet, but then I have to remember it is May, so it makes sense. I am going back outside now, but I have not been on any dates lately.

But Oh, are we going back into dating season? Yeah. It's warm. I'm no longer like, it's cold. I hate everyone.

Rawr. Mhmm. Now I'm like, oh, it's so nice and pleasant out. I love it outside, like, except for the allergens, you know, that part. But just Yeah.

I I would be living on your patio with sweet tea just sitting there just in the afternoon. Like, after you clock out of work and stuff, I would be like, alright. And I would just sit there and just chill. That would be my spot. Yeah.

Like, my lunch break, I normally just go sit out there Mhmm. And just hang out. And but I'm also out there because I'm like, tan. Tan, you pasty ass bitch. Tan.

So I'm out there, like, trying to get some form of sun and not be so freaking pale anymore. But you tan pretty easily with your heritage and stuff. Don't you tan pretty easy? Yeah. I oddly enough, I turn red first usually.

Mhmm. But I don't it doesn't hurt, and then I'll, you know, get the tan color. I'm really just hoping they get this pool. See, again, this is the one that's helpful. Be friends with your maintenance people.

Again, I know they have been working on getting the pool open because normally they have it open early. Mhmm. But also because there's been, like, so many AC units having to be, like, completely swapped out. They're a little behind, but there is a hot tub that wasn't open when I first moved in. Mhmm.

And they don't really have it listed as, like, an amenity. But, one of the gentlemen let me know. Oh, no. I'm gonna get this hot tub open and functional this year. I'm like, hell yes.

Yes, please. Hell, yeah. Like, I didn't even know that was a thing. He's like, yeah. It's been there.

And I was like, well, I saw the signs, but it wasn't, like, part of the lease and all that kind of stuff. But he was just like, yeah. I'm gonna I'm I'm working on getting the whole thing open. I'm like, you are my new best friend, sir. Let's just get this pool open now.

Right. Because then I'll just go lay out by the pool, which will be nice. Yeah. Because my my patio area only gets, like, so much sun depending on the time of day, which is why I normally go out there, like, on my lunch because that's when the sun's hitting it Mhmm. One part of it the best, because, otherwise, it's like you're just getting your legs or part of your body.

Yeah. So, yeah, I'm like, we'll just go out here now, see how much sun we can get, and then go inside and work. But then you know the whole thing. Well, you sit out in the sun, and then you end up tired. So then, yeah, by the time I'm off work, I'm like, ah, he's sleepy now.

Enough time. I sleepy. I sleepies. Yeah. Like, it's just a whole whole thing.

Oh, and because of our hiatus, I haven't really been looking at the are we dating the same guy page as often. But but I have seen somebody else that I'm that I know. Again, we're not friends, so I didn't feel compelled to tell him you're in here. But he had a lot of comments again. Oh, no.

Yeah. And it wasn't it wasn't pleasant. It was actually pretty bad. Like, he has, like, two kids. He doesn't acknowledge.

And I'm like, I didn't even know this dude had kids. Holy shit. Like, I'm even finding stuff out. Wow. You know, he thinks he's this and this because of his job, and, like, he's just a piece of shit and womanizer, and the like, these ladies were going in.

Going hard in the paint for this dude. Hell hell, yeah. And I'm like, whoo. And then there's me. I always thought he was really nice, but I didn't ever try to date him either.

But, yeah, these girls were going hard, and I mean hard. But, like, don't get me wrong. I've checked it out. I just haven't, like, extensively looked at it. So there's still the whole same thing of the, just match with him, any red flags.

And it's like, bitch, have you even said hi to him? You just match with him off a app, and you're automatically first thing you do is post in a group to find out if there's red flags. Try talking to the dude first. Like Yeah. What if he's, like, a really bad communicator or or he's got a funny voice or something.

Like like, what no. I wouldn't that wouldn't be my go to. Yeah. Like, he's gonna most people tell him themselves what their red flags or what their flaws or whatever. Like and you can only hide it for so long, but the fact that you're openly just asking without even any form of communication, fix it.

Talk to the person. Say hello. Something. I mean, like, just just something. And then again, there's still the typical, is anyone talking to my husband?

And then there's me going, ma'am, you are the only one person interested in that man. There, I promise you. I promise you. But then if there's not and someone's like, I'm talking to him, then I'm like, what the fuck am I doing wrong if fucking Billy Bob's ass out here is, like, eight chicks and a whole ass wife, and I'm single as shit. What am I doing wrong?

Then I'm just like, I have a brain. Is that really wrong or right? I mean, like like, I would I would I wouldn't be looking for that. Yeah. No.

Because I'm like, tell me you'd go through his phone without telling me you go through his phone. Like, would you ever go through, like, your partner's phone, like, snooping? Snooping? I think I have in the past. Oh, okay.

Story time. I think I have in the past, but if you ask me now, why would I? Mhmm. Why would I? I remember I'm trying to think.

I think I the I did sneak one time because I thought that there was something going on, and I was right. There was something going on. That person got kicked to the curb real quick. It's only, like, when I've got a feeling. You know?

Like, it's like that. I got a feeling. You know? Like Mhmm. That's the only time that that I done it.

But, like like, my phone doesn't even have a doesn't even have a password protector on it. Like, it doesn't have anything. But, like, currently, my partner does because they have to use it for work, and there's certain work certain work applications and stuff like that that that are on there. But if I asked them for the phone, they would hand it to me. And Yeah.

I already know what the passcode is because we're old people, and we only have so many numbers we can remember. One, two, three, four, five, six. And so you know? And I, yeah, I'm not a big snooper. Mhmm.

I generally if I feel something's off, I'm like, why is something off? I'll ask them what's up. And if then they act even even squirrilier, then I'll be like Yeah. But for the most part, I think I've only snooped, like, when I either felt something was off, knew something was off, or when I've done it in the case previously for a different person when I was concerned for them. Okay.

So I have done it out of but I'm not overly, like, a snoop. Plus, I kinda know. If someone's lying to me, I've I'm just like, I already know you're lying to me. You know? And and I'll be like, do I need to get receipts?

Because I freaking will. But and then they're just like, yeah. Yeah. I can honestly say I've never gone through I've never gone through someone's phone ever. Not once.

I've never had the desire to. Even when I felt like something was off, didn't didn't go through their phone. Like, yeah, I just my the last person I dated, I would hand him my phone. He knew my passcode. I knew his.

So I was like, here. Like, you can go through it. I don't care. I don't have shit to hide in there. Here.

Whatever. I would hand you my phone. That's how that's how little there is on there that you know Yeah. Yeah. Like I mean, like, there's gonna be people.

I I wouldn't, but that's out of fear of what they're gonna put on, like, a social. You know? Like Do an update of you. Right. Like, they'd get on the fucking Facebook or something and be like, I eat Cheetos while I take a shit.

Like And don't embarrass you to death? Right. Just just to troll. And I would be like, I'm not handing you my phone or my passcode. Get the fuck away from me.

That seems like something your sister would do. And that's who I'm referring to. Mhmm. Because there's been times I'll be hand her my phone, and I'll be like, here. Take a picture real fast.

Like, let me pose. Like, let me I look cute. Take a picture. I get my fucking phone back. I have, like, five selfies of this bitch.

My kids do that to me all the time where if I put my phone down Mhmm. I'd come back. They changed my my wallpaper, my home screen, and it's always of their faces, like, you know, like, making these horrible faces or whatever. And my camera roll has, like, sixty sixty just, like, quick shot photos of the of them just being assholes. Yeah.

And then, at my when I worked a job I worked at, I don't wanna really talk about, but I had this job, and, we all would prank each other all the time Mhmm. And steal steal the phone. And then I'd go through the photos to see where it went all day. Like like, where what adventures my phone went on throughout the day because they all knew I didn't lock anything. Like, I didn't Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I barely Internet. I don't know how. Like, I couldn't hide stuff even if I wanted to. I don't know.

Yeah. Most people that know me get really mad if I don't because so one thing about me is nine times out of 10, unless I'm asleep, I'm gonna respond to you within a few minutes unless I'm, like, in the middle of doing something or showering, sleeping, whatever. But most people know I'm going to respond rapidly. Mhmm. I'm not one of the people, you took twenty minutes to text me back, and now I have to wait twenty five.

No. If I wait five fucking minutes, I'm gonna forget you even text me to begin with. Yeah. So, like, I'm gonna respond, like, the second I see it, to where certain individuals will be like, I know you have your phone on you right now. Why are you ignoring me?

That's creepy. They've also they've been around me enough to know, like, my phone stays with me at all times. Like, I take my phone with me to take my dog out. Yeah. Like, it but I also am doing that so I can watch my Ring camera to see if anybody else leaves their apartment to where I have to worry about when I'm bringing her back up if there's gonna be, you know, like, a Well, I mean, and, also, I mean I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but, girls girls bring it all the things they need to protect themselves when they're going out alone.

Yeah. Even day or night day or night. You got you got keys. You got phone. You got yeah.

Yeah. But, like, even, like, when I'm cleaning my house. Right? If I'm in the living room, my phone is still by me, whatever section of the living room cleaning. If I go to my bedroom, I take my phone with me.

Like because I leave it on silent all the time. My ringer, I don't remember. God. Maybe it's it's had to been at least five plus years since I've actually not had my phone on silent. Now if I know there's a high possibility I'm gonna fall asleep and there's something important, like an emergency situation or something, or I'm waiting for an update, I'll put I'll take my phone off silent.

Mhmm. So that way I can hear it. Like, if if you were like, Amy, I'm gonna call you at ten your time, and I'd be like, okay. And I knew I was gonna be doing something. I'll turn my phone volume on, like the ringer on.

So that way I'll hear it just in case I'm, like, you know, organizing my closet, doing laundry, doing, you know, doing something. Yeah. But for the most part, it stays on silent. Yeah. It it stays on silent.

And now it goes on do not disturb. I woke up so yesterday morning I keep saying morning, but I'm going to bed at, like, 5AM, six AM on most of these nights. So so wake up at noon. Yeah. So when I get up, the last two days, one day, had 567 messages.

Absolutely the fuck not. Mm-mm. And then this morning, I woke up, and it was 367. I'm so happy I'm not that fucking popular. I'm not either.

I'm like, what the hell is happening right now? Like, do I need to be in the loop on all this conversation? I need you to understand that the amount of mass group text chats you're now in Yeah. Yeah. I'm in one group chat.

Yeah. And some sometimes even that one, I'll wake up and, like, that one this morning had 64 on it when I woke up. Yeah. Where me, I'm already awake and coherent by the time it starts Yes. Starting to get you in your your cat up.

Yeah. Yeah. So that but, yeah, like, I've woken up I think it was last weekend I woke up, or two weekends ago maybe. And I woke up, and I was like, why do I have 34 fucking messages? What the fuck?

I'm not this cool. And I open it, and then I'm, like, reading it, and I'm like, I missed something. What happened? Oh, yeah. Here's your recap.

Oh, k. Yeah. Thanks. The worst is when I'm in the middle of a live event, and all I see is just all these things. And I'm like, I'm gonna be on this live event for, like, six to seven hours.

Mhmm. I'm gonna get off. Which is insane. I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna get a Insta phone call from someone.

Mhmm. Well, not for me because you know, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Instafone call from someone, and I'm I'm gonna be like, okay.

Do I read to catch up to what this phone call is about? Because you either need to just fill me in on what I missed or you need to let me read what what this phone conversation's actually gonna be about because I have no freaking clue. Yeah. I have never been so happy not to be so fucking popular because I'd be like, I couldn't not, though. That's just it.

It's just like, wow. I don't know. I I don't need to know all this stuff. I don't know. Friend ratio is bigger than mine now, Which is bizarre.

No. You're nicer than me. Like, let's be honest. You're nicer than me. I'm like, I'm gonna watch you, and I'm gonna study you for a really long time before I actually start really talking and you actually get to know me because people.

So because humans. Yeah. Y'all confuse the fuck out of me on a daily, so here we are. Also, fun fact, which just popped into my head because I was like, people, could you know how I kinda rage out when I drive, right Yeah. And yell at people?

Yeah. My mom today today, starts laughing hysterically because I'm like, if you don't push your fucking gas pedal, you have enough fucking room to go over into the goddamn left turning lane that you want because there's enough space. You drive a tiny ass Ford fucking Focus, bro. Move. She's laughing hysterically and goes, so I know you don't like medication, but maybe you do need something to calm you down.

I have been I have been on on the phone with you and had it on just on speaker phone walking around. Mhmm. And partner over here and being like, is Amy about ready to get into a fight right now? Like, what is happening? And I'm like, no.

No. She's like this all the time. Doesn't matter if you're in the car with her or not. This is this is just how it is. And you like, because you're, like, mid sentence, like, yeah.

And then they totally do that. If you don't move across the fucking parking lot a little bit faster, dude, I'm gonna run you over. And so then I was just hanging out with him afterwards, and it was just like this whole thing. I told you move it, sister. You know?

I'm just like, oh my goodness. Yeah. Why'd you another time today while I was driving? I wasn't on the phone with my mother or anybody. This lady in the van in front of me was going, like, two.

Like, I think the highest my odometer no. Speedometer? Speedometer. Thank you. I'm like, not that one.

This one. Red was like, I think it's at, like, 10 miles per hour. Like, we were going so goddamn fucking slow. She went to turn, like, a right turn and just stopped. She just stopped turning while turning right, and I honked at her, which really isn't something I do.

I'm not I typically don't honk at people. You you raced personally inside your own little car cabin. Right. Yeah. Right.

But today, because this happened after the other person, I was like, I can't handle dumb shit anymore. I can't. I honked at her. She because she had started to go again and then stopped. And then, like, hands it fucking ten and two, cranks her head over, mouth wide open.

Me stops next to her and goes, what, bitch? Fucking go. Like, what we're not gonna do is you're not gonna look at me like I'm fucking nuts. Bitch, you just stopped turning in the middle of your goddamn turn for no fucking reason. There's no giant pothole.

There's not a goose crossing the fucking street. There's no pedestrians. You just stopped because I think your brain said, oh, I made the wrong turn. Bitch, push your fucking gas pedal or don't fucking drive. I may or may not have yelled that at her too.

Like, you get so upset. You better not be giving me that look. This is not a me problem. This is a you problem. You do not get excite eye me in the car.

Like like, you have no clue why you're getting yelled at right now. I'm not the fucking problem here, boo boo. You are. Like, what the fuck? The audacity, man.

Like, just fucking go. That long skinny pedal on the right, you push it. Makes your car go vroom vroom. You're pushing the wrong fucking one, bro. Come on.

It's not rocket science people. I'm pretty sure she had, like, her husband in the car and maybe a fucking kid or grandkid. Again, the bitch was older. Her hair was white. I didn't really care.

I'm like, this is this is why they take people's licenses away. Yours should be revoked. Like, you're about to cause a fucking accident because you stopped fucking turning for no goddamn reason. Fuck's wrong with you. Yeah.

But when Lou was like, yeah. Amy will freak out and then go, yeah. So then I ended up at Walmart, and they have, like, a million blank. It's true. It's actually how talking to me on the phone while I'm driving goes every single time.

But meanwhile, my mother, the first instance, laughing hysterically, and then after the whole comment of maybe you do need such, she goes, well, you know, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. And I'm like, where the fuck do you think I learned this shit from? If I gotta take meds, so do you. Right. Like, ma'am, tomorrow's Mother's Day.

I almost used a different word. Ma'am, check yourself before checking me. Thank you. Don't come for me right now. I learned it from you.

This is the same woman. Okay. So I was, like, three. Right? Three.

We're gonna say three. I was young. I was little. My mom got in a serious road rage incident in the parking lot of, I believe, Sam's Club. I believe it was Sam's Club back in the day.

Oh, so good. Yeah. So my mom had her blinker on to turn into a parking spot, and somebody, you know, in a larger vehicle pulled up and said, and took the spot, you know, my mom was waiting for. Oh, a free green tomatoes moment. Got you.

Yeah. Yeah. And so the guy gets out of the car, and my mom's like, I have a young kid in here. What the fuck? I was waiting for that spot.

And he goes, I have a kid with me too. The kid gets out. He's like, fucking 16 or 17. Like, that's a whole ass adult, my guy. Like, what the fuck?

Like, he can eat and wipe his own ass. Like, I'm probably still, like, learning how to fucking potty train. I don't know the recipe. Like, I'm probably still, like, learning how to fucking potty train. I don't know the recipe.

Like, I fucking car seat at this point. Yeah. So she was like, bet. Finds another parking spot, parks. We're in fucking Sam's Club.

This little five foot two fucking woman, my mom is short as shit Yeah. Pushes the dude up against a fucking, like, pallet thing, starts cussing him out, and is like, maybe next time you want to find him? Oh, she tracked his ass down in the store. Were you, like, one of those Carrie the Carrie? I was, like, in the cart.

Oh, is it in the cart? Cart. Yeah. And so she's, like, cussing this man out. Like and then the wife is going, I told you not to take her spot.

I told you don't do it. And I'm just like and we wonder where I get it from. Example a, this five foot two lady, I and, like, she weighed maybe a hundred and twenty pounds Yeah. If that, pushing probably a good five eleven, six foot dude up against the thing of fucking pallets being like, you fucking son of a bitch. Here's my small child.

You got a fucking grown ass child. The fuck is wrong with you? Don't ever take someone's goddamn spot again, you piece of shit. Like, damn. It's it's a parking spot.

This is the hill you're gonna okay. Okay. If if if you knew my mother, that is a fucking hill. She will die on every goddamn time, and now both of her children will too. Both of her fucking kids will too.

Like, honk at me if I'm sitting here. We both have to sit here till we die. I'm sorry. Like, I'm not No. Even the times when I've been on the phone with you and your sister, I'm I'm like, you guys are complete opposites, but also I'm just saying, like, ping ponging my eyes back and forth, back and forth.

I'm like, when you guys both talk exactly the same and you guys yell and somehow you're communicating, and you guys understand what it is you're communicating. Are you guys, like, mad at each no. You're not mad at each other? What is happening right now? Like Yeah.

Yeah. That sixteen year difference will get you every time, man. I used to argue with a three year old. I'm just like, like, it sounds like you guys are having a full on fight, and you're like, okay. Well, have fun.

Love you. Bye. And I'm just like, wait. That wasn't a fight? And you're like, no.

We were talking about this bitch at work. And I was like, I missed that part. I thought you guys were yelling at each other. No. No.

You know when we're yelling at each other, because normally, it's about to go to, like, full blown, like, we're gonna I'm gonna fuck you up. No. I'm gonna fuck you up. Like, it's it's bad. Again, like, my sister, like, there's a couple times we've gotten into it, and she's like, you're gonna have to catch me first, and then there's me.

You've seen horror movies. Right? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, does the killer ever run after the person? No.

They walk. And you wanna know what happens? They die, like, every single time. Now mind you, if she calls me and says, this bitch did this, and I'm like, alright. It will take me, like, this amount of hours to get there unless I can find a flight.

How much is bail? Do you have bail? Like, I'm like, it's okay for me to get mad at you and argue with you and be like, I'm gonna beat your ass, but let somebody else say that. I'm like, okay. So how much is bail?

Well, is it worth it? It might be worth it. It's a whole whole thing. Like, don't tell me these things. I mean, way back in the day, I did almost fight a grown ass adult because of her.

I think you talked about that in an episode before. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, there's it's still it's still there. Yeah.

It's still there. Like that but now it's a little different. Like, do I think she could beat their ass? Yeah. She can handle it.

I'm good. I'll be over here minding my business. Mike. Because even a couple other people that I was like, yes. It's my little sister.

They're like, she looks like a bitch. And I'm like, I raised her. The fuck you think she was gonna be? They're like, that's true. I'm like the, like, most level of bitchy person.

Little fluffy bunny? What are you talking about? Like, she's worse than me. I don't know how that happened, but because, like, on TikTok, like, her and I will send videos back and forth to each other of, like, the sister shit. Mhmm.

And, normally, it's like the bigger sister's like, come over here and say that to my face, you stupid bitch. I'll fuck you up. Where the little sister's like, don't make me get my older sister, and we're the opposite. I'm like, don't make me get the crazy one. She's she's fucking loon.

Like, don't make me call her. Like, I'll cuss you out, but she gonna make you wanna off yourself, so don't make me call her. Yeah. We're we're the opposite. We are definitely the ops.

What but we do that now too when we send the friends memes back and forth, and we're like, this is me. Mhmm. That's you. Mhmm. Agreed.

Although, what was it the other day we were talking on the phone? I was like, but what if what if they were just trying to be helpful and nice? And I'm like, no. No. No.

No. I'm starting to sound like you. What the fuck is happening? Normally, I'm like, fuck that bitch. Leave them where they're at.

And I'm like, no. Well, maybe they were just trying to be nicer. Yeah. You had you always had, like, this whole Exodus ditch of where we're like, why am I talking like you? This isn't me.

Why am I What do you mean? Why are you me and I'm you right now? What is happening? You're, like, ready to throw down, and I'm the one trying to talk you off the ledge. What is happening?

Yeah. Some sort of topsy-turvy world. What's going on? Right? What timeline are we on?

What portal opened? What the fuck? Who who got in the DeLorean? Goddamn it. What?

Like, the whole thing. Because that was the first time I think you and I have actually, like, swapped like that, though. Uh-huh. So, yeah, how did you how did you not have, like, a whole existential crisis going? Why do I sound like 80?

Been telling me I needed to be a little bit tougher, and I was like, look at me doing this shit. Pixie's so proud of me. She's gonna be so fucking proud of me. I know it. Yep.

I was, actually, after that. In headlights. Like, what the fuck is happening right now? And I'm like, aren't you proud of me? No.

Wait. No. What? Is this how you feel when you talk to me? Let me process what I'm saying real fast and these emotions I'm feeling.

Deep down, now that I processed it, yes, I was very proud of you in that moment for actually being like, no. Fuck that bitch. Mean. Oh, I'm like, look at her go. She's just growing up so fast.

Maybe they just need to hug. Real fast, though. You know it did. It did. It did.

But I was still very proud of you. And then I was like, wait. Let me fix this. Okay. So do we need to eat a bitch?

Like, what the fuck is happening? Okay. Now I'm back. I feel better about life. Like, oh, all things are back to norm.

Alright. We're good. I got I got a little hairy there for a second. I got a little nervous. What happened?

But I think it's good that what happened was, we had a freaky Friday moment where we swapped spots, and we we freaked out of it. It was fine. Yeah. Yeah. And it lasted about five minutes, and we were back.

And even then, we're still like, what the fuck? What the fuck? But no. Like, thinking about it, though, I almost think the best friendships are ones where you balance each other. Like I'd agree with that.

Yeah. Because what are you gonna do? Like, you got two hot heads? That's bad. That's just You gotta have That's just a recipe for disaster right there.

Yeah. Or you have two people that are, like, you know, super super nice and super caring and super sweet. I don't I don't know another terminology for Not you. That. What do you call a not a me?

Let's see. What's a not me? What do you call a calm person? Soft deal. What?

I don't even know. Yeah. Because it's obvious it's not insulting. You know what I'm saying? Like Yeah.

So I'm like, I don't know I don't know the word. Sweet? Yeah. Sweet, nice, friendly. I don't know.

But it's like I don't understand these adjectives because no one calls me them. Sorry. No. No. But today, while I was working earlier, I, like, turn, and this girl's, like, standing, like, right in front of me.

And I'm just gonna, like, jump scare type of a thing. And she goes, you are so pretty. And I was like, thank you. Thank you. This is the second time this has happened in, like, a couple weeks.

Because when I went to WWE and was walking around, some random girl was, like, staring at me. And I'm, like, staring back like, do I know you and I don't remember you? Like, what the fuck is happening? She was like, you oh my god. You were just so pretty.

And I'm like, what the fuck is in the air? Nobody. I mean, I get told I'm pretty, but, like, usually not by girls. The fuck is happening? Oh, no.

I'm being nicer to people now, I think. It's showing. I'm not I don't have my resting bitch face on evidently right now. Right. Like, I actually at home.

Pleasant and approachable. What is this? And I get in the car. I instantly look in the mirror. I'm like, I mean, yeah.

I am pretty. Oh, I don't look angry. Oh, kippie go. Oh, I I don't look as terrifying. That's what it is.

Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And now I'm having a question.

Like, what the fuck happened? Became your fucking friend, I think, is what happened. And now I'm like, we're gonna smile and giggle at a lot more things now instead of being, like, roar all the fucking time. Don't look at me. Stop looking at me.

Go away. Go away. What was that? Billy Madison, stop looking at me, Swan. Yes.

I love that line. I genuinely love that line. Just stop looking at me, Swan. And the other one was like, oh, I see what's going on here. You and mister penguin don't let me interrupt.

Like I fucking love Adam Sandler. Oh goodness. Then, again, this is how our conversations go for the day. Conversations go. This entire episode has been literally just what did you miss in the month of this month.

To you guys. Sorry. And we're able to talk for two hours Uh-huh. Just about what happened in less than four weeks in our mundane lives. Yeah.

Just our everyday regular life. One day, I won't be so raw driving. I don't entirely believe that. Well, I'm not raw driving when I don't have to drive. Mhmm.

So maybe that's I just need a chauffeur. Oh, get you a driver. Billionaire. Yeah. I need to be a billionaire, like, now.

Do it. Mhmm. And then I can buy all the paintings from the new artist dude that I follow that I'm low key, like Obsessed with. Yeah. It's just my hyperfixation at the moment.

Like but I haven't painted in so long that watching him paint, like, really did actually inspire me to paint again because I haven't painted in probably a year or more. Mhmm. So it's kinda nice. Like, switching stuff up that I used to enjoy and stopped for a while, I mean, like, oh, yeah. Because I'm not gonna lie.

After trying to fucking learn how to crochet, I kinda gave up on crafty stuff because I got so pissed. I still can't fucking crochet. I can't make a goddamn, like, straight line chain link thing. It's terrible. You're like, I'm giving up.

I'm done with this. Yeah. But, so this is this is this this is what we do. If you like this podcast, you should follow us, and you should you should share it with people and stuff. It's Yeah.

It's it's especially good if you don't really have someone that you could just shoot the shit with on the phone and just kinda giggle and talk about nonsense and nothing, but also stuff at the same time. Because I bet you if you think about it, we think about it too, and we should totally talk about it. You know? Which also random question. I mean, obviously, we need to post, like, clips and shit on our pages and promote it, because we know I'm all for shameless plugs.

But what would you think if we started getting, like, actual questions from people that listen and, like, we started, like, answering them? Would you be down for that? Yeah. Cool. I like it.

I fucks with it. So, yeah, if you guys ever have any questions for us, obviously, please don't ask anything that I'm and I'm saying me, not not talking about Lou, just me, thinks this is incredibly fucking stupid. Ask it. But at the same time, ask it. I've because there's really no question no question is stupid.

There's no stupid questions. That's what I'm about to say. So just ask it anyways. You know? Like, have fun with it.

Be okay be okay that we might tease you because Right. That's what friends do. Right? Exactly. We're gonna tease you tomorrow.

Part of our conversation. You're part of you know? Have have fun little girls chat with us. You know? Ask ask in It don't matter.

Right. Right. Ask ask inappropriate ones. Those are my favorite. Ask them.

Oh, maybe neck maybe next week, we can discuss the hand necklaces. I'm with it. I'm with it. I'm with that one. Perfect timing.

We're still in research mode on that subject. So Yeah. Yeah. But we can put a pin in it and maybe talk about it next time. Yeah.

Because the jury's still out. I'm still I'm still gathering data as in responses, not, like, actual you know? Market research. No. We're not doing actual research.

No. No. It's just just the survey. Yeah. Tell me how you feel about this.

Yeah. And how does that make you feel? Yeah. I'm I'm down with that. I think that's a brilliant idea.

So you're gonna ask? I'm gonna ask. So we're asking you guys. So how do you feel about hand necklaces? Let us know.

You're gonna you're gonna know how I feel. I I read smutbooks, like, all the time. Like Okay. So I think, yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

And if we don't end up talking about it, sorry, ADD asked myself. We'll get to it. It'll pop up at some point. It'll show up at some point. We the train will come back around.

Yeah. Yeah. We're just putting it out there as as a potential, you know, questionnaire for you guys. Right. So Alright, you guys.

Thank you, and we'll see you next week on So What Happened Was. Yes. No longer major hiatuses. Hope. Goodbye.

Okay. Bye.